Stick to tennis, Federer.
Somebody should make a rule about hiring celebrities for commercials. Make sure they can act before you sign them up! Roger Federer is giggling and smiling like a little school boy throughout the whole commercial. His restless stance and awkward body language makes the airport securities look like they deserve Oscars. Stick to tennis, Federer.
DEAD VICTIM WITH LOUIS VUITTON BAG
*I apologize for the weird angle. I took a picture of it from an old magazine in a coffee shop. This is nothing new of designer brands. It is just another skinny model posed suggestively with, in this case, a Louis Vuitton bag by her side. However, what sets this print ad apart is that the model looks like she’s playing a dead, rape victim on Law & Order SVU with a LV bag...
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Calm Down Cobra Kai
stolen from @thedailywhat The creators of this homophobic ad are the lovely people from Zubi, an ad agency in Miami. I guess the only way to “correct” any seed of homosexuality in children would be to send them to Key Biscayne’s Academy Of Martial Arts (aka Cobra Kai). From Key Biscayne’s Academy of Martial Art’s myspace page Welcome to the Academy of Martial Arts, a...
OMG!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY NOODLES?
Even though this commercial made me laugh, I still don’t want to buy the milk seafood flavored noodles. It sounds unappetizing to me. But apparently if you have Cheese Alien and Pepper Alien to the rescue, it will be delicious!! I guess it gives the impression that the noodles are not good on it’s own. You have to add more seasoning to it to give it flavor. Or maybe I got it all...
BALLOON FILLED SKY?? HELL YES!
That would be an awesome sight in L.A. Think of all the free PR!! Coke? Pepsi? You listening? Also, does anyone know the background song to this video?
Skittles. The Trusted Candy Brand of Villains
Did his laugh sound evil to you? The kind of laugh that means, “MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! WITH THESE SKITTLES, I WILL TAKE OVER THE WOOORRRLLLDDD!!!” I mean, I wouldn’t categorize this ad as bad. I feel like it fits more in the weird category. The whole premise is just odd. A Rastafarian man sits on a beach and milks Skittles from a rainbow-eating giraffe while laughing like...
Vomit Inducing Smoothie at Jamba Juice?
Fear not fellow readers! It’s a fake! Granted, yes. This commercial has hit up every ingredient to the bad ad recipe. cheesy actors? check. annoyingly catchy jingle? check a terrible, throw up worthy product? check and the bonus: Jamba Juice worker trying to rap? check BUT IT’S GENIUS! Here is why. When you click on the link www.cheeseburgerchill.com, you will see that...
thanks @lauloveslo Longest condom ever. Personally, I find it interesting but a bit difficult to understand what emotions the characters were feeling. Was she grateful? (Thanks for covering my umbrella with your super long condom.) Was she turned on by the whole thing? Was the whole crowd thinking, “Wow, what a gentleman!”? What are your thoughts?
Orange Apple, I am so excited to see you.
Really gives a new meaning to ”dick face”, huh? Orange Apple is a creative imagery studio based in Vancouver British Columbia. I get their point.This ad is saying, our stuff will excite your eyes. So much so, that your eyeball will just pop out of its eye socket a la penis. Why isn’t there two eye erections? Does their work only excite you enough for one eye boner? Is it too...
Well, Aren't you clever?
Psh! What’s a regular pedestrian walkway when you can walk through giant McDonald fries?? Such smart placement!