Texting > Smoking..huh?
Is emo making a come back? What does texting have to do with smoking? Is Limey trying to say that you can’t do both at the same time? Should teens not smoke so that they can use both hands to send mediocre boring texts to their girlfriends? One word summary: BORING!
Huggies Goes Chic
Love it! So clever. A good break from the typical commercials of cute babies crawling on the floor. When it’s a #2, I look like #1 The coolest you’ll look pooping in your pants. Ah, so true.
Strippers Wanted at GoDaddy.com
Train of Thought: Oh look, it’s Danica Patrick…wtf? Is she stripping?…uh am I still watching a GoDaddy ad or did it just switch to some bad stripping/porn clip? Honestly, if I didn’t know what GoDaddy.com was to begin with, I would think it was for a porn website or a stripper wanted advertisement. I feel like they just wanted to recreate a popular porn...
A Corona with NO lime? UNHEARD OF!
Everyone knows that a bottle Corona is always top off with a slice of lime. They even make ads about it. (below) Now spotted off of a Sunset Blvd. billboard last week. Now, what’s this? Just Add Nada. huh? I mean, I would get it if this was a new lime flavored Corona beer, but its not. Are you going back on a long and trained habit of Corona drinkers? (which was probably highly...
Your Sense of Touch Is Irrelevant
So if a beer is inside a fridge, it can mean that is is NOT cold? What kind of market does the advertising team for Coors Light shop at? I guess the take home message to all of this is that you can’t just rely on your sense of touch anymore. According to Coors, windows in beer boxes are now the future. However, wouldn’t you say the fridge door is already a window? Terrible...
Be Original By Dressing the Same!
Dear Adidas, How do you celebrate originality when everyone is wearing Adidas clothing? Not so original when everyone is wearing almost the same thing, huh? Also, just because you have David Beckham, Daft Punk, Snoop Dogg and other celebrities, doesn’t automatically make your ad good. The whole time I’m wondering what they are even doing there. Overall, the commercial is...
Get Your Brain Juice Flowin'
In case you were too distracted by the fact that brains were humping each other all over the conference room, the brains=the engineers. I guess their idea of brainstorming for a new car model is having gross orgy sex. Don’t know about you, but bloody, slimy brains are not my idea of sexy time. Definately NOT the car I would want to buy and according to other youtubers, not their...