To All Married Couples: Farting IS a Deal Breaker
Who knew farting could be a deal breaker in a marriage? I am not sure if I have a problem with the infomercial or the product itself. I am settling on a little bit of both. The production has all the typical aspects of a cheesy infomercial: terrible quality, lame script, and mediocre looking actors. The diagram used is a bit unsettling. A green layer inside the blanket is a green sponge of...
Calm Down Goldilocks
It’s not too light. It’s not too heavy. It’s JUST RIGHT. oookkaay Goldilocks and the 3 bears. With his too light approach, no one paid attention. Could it be that nobody cares that he even showed? There is no need to run down the fence with a giant, flame blasting Pee Wee Herman head to get people to notice you. Calm down attention whore. Budlight failed to show you the...
Don't Be Cheap, Trident
This commercial treats people like idiots. Getting paid with Trident gum? How about you PAY me and I’ll go BUY some Trident gum? It’s so terribly written and made. We’re in a recession but that doesn’t mean that now is the time to barter. Also, did anyone else notice that at the 00:21 mark, the little girl disappears? Who was your production company Trident?...
Beware! Pervy Suds In Your Shower!
Did anyone else feel extremely uncomfortable at the thought of pervy suds watching you as you shower? It is more creepy than funny. Why would the woman shower there? I would have took my shit to the other bathroom or skip the shower entirely. It reminds of that scene from Requiem of a Dream where Jennifer Connelly (a crack whore) is having sex while a bunch of disgusting perverts chant her...
You're Not Bears, You're Bros
”uh..we’re bears” Uh no..You are bros trapped in panda suits. If you want to pull the “we’re-from-China” card, at least let the pandas have a fobby Chinese accent. These ugly pandas have the perfect attitude to match that of a drunken white frat bro in a dive bar. Next thing you know, they are smashing Snapple bottles and starting a fight. People...
Axe, Please Stop Giving False Hope to Loser Men
How did sex-ready girls pop out of the sofa when they were sat on by two guys for a whole soccer game? How long did sofa centaur keep them in there for?? Alright, so the girls are out. What is he gonna do with them now? He can’t even turn to face them and lets not even get into the fact that homeboy is um, less than endowed since he is HALF SOFA! wtf?? Are the girls just gonna cozy up...
So Simple Yet So True
I know this ad does nothing to change our minds about porn stars’ IQ scores but this has to be the most creative, and straight up (no pun intended) porn ad I have ever seen.
What's Up, White Girl?
I present a (unfortunately) fictional infomercial about the “White Women’s Workout.” White Women’s Workout - watch more funny videos Sometimes all an ad has to do is tap into a long existing social norm (even though racism really shouldn’t be “normal”.) We’re working on that, but until then, some racist jokes never get old.
In lieu of my last few posts about terrible spokespeople. I have found the perfect model/spokesperson for Mochi Ice Cream. Meet Nina skip to 00:55 sec for the potential Mochi campaign. I don’t know why companies don’t use more cute babies who can sing silly songs and make you laugh. It’s the way to people’s hearts!! Doesn’t she melt your heart the way...
A Lizard, A Caveman and A Stack of Cash
Riddle of the day: What happens when you put a lizard, a caveman and a stack of cash together?? A shitacular campaign. I don’t get it. Maybe except for the pile of cash (It’s the cash you would save if you were on Geico-psh!), everything else makes very little sense and has very little correlation with each other. However, even with the pile of cash, it looks haphazardly slapped...
Keep It Real, Swagger Wagon
Notice how they never mention anything about the car, the APR, or the horsepower bs that all other car commercials do? Despite all that the commercial still works. Also, all of a sudden, middle class white suburban families look cool. If this was a black family instead, this commercial would just look ghetto and racist. However, its cool in everyone’s book when white people want to act...
Action Hero Granny
When nonsense makes sense. She is officially on my halo team.