April 2010
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The Most Interesting Man in the World: WHO ARE...
So the most interesting man in the world is a jack of all trades of sorts. He can bench press 2 Asian nurses, his beard is more interesting than a lesser man’s entire body (huh?), and his blood smells like cologne.
That is a whole lot of random.
Was Dos Equis trying to make him into a James Bond? (Sean Connery anyone?) Wouldn’t he rather be drinking a Vodka Martini (shaken not...
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DIRECTV, seriously?
Let me translate: This old guy up here is DirecTV’s Hip Grandpa, their new spokesperson to hit up the Chinese market.
First off, HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Second, I get where this ad is trying to do. If an old guy like that can work DirecTV, it should be a piece of cake for anyone. He’s personable, friendly, someone the Chinese demographic can relate to.
HOWEVER, people...
Lane Bryant: Too Sexy for Primetime
Recently, Fox and ABC refused to air the new Lane Bryant commercial for their Cacique line on the point that it is too sexy for television.
If you want to talk about too sexy and racy, have you seen the Victoria Secret commercials??
At least the Lane Bryant model looks like a real person. Jeez, not some crazy 6 ft. glamazon who can walk through fire and catwalk with a bunch of other...
Dear BK, Stop Being a Knockoff
so…lemme get this straight, the BK King breaks in, steals a “blue print” of McD’s Sausage McMuffin with Egg and renames it the BK Breakfast Muffin?? Why would I go to BK and get the same shit I could get at McD’s??
“it’s not that original, but super affordable”
BK, you talk as if McDonald’s is the Ritz. It’s not. It’s dirt...
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